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Humorous   STENCIL(item#2721) Growing Old Is Manditory~ Growing Up Is Optional STENCIL(item#2720) Age Is A High Price To Pay For Maturity STENCIL(ITEM #2720) Age is a high price to pay for maturity STENCIL ITEM 4231 GOD SAID LOVE THY NEIGHBOR... STENCIL ITEM 4205 Wool Gatherings~ Mittens~ Muffs~ Scarves STENCIL ITEM 4204 Wit h A Little Luck STENCIL ITEM 4169 I WILL RISE... BUT I REFUSE TO SHINE STENCIL ITEM 4154 RETIREMENT TWICE AS MUCH HUSBAND... HALF AS MUCH PAY STENCIL ITEM 4153 AGE IS A HIGH PRICE TO PAY FOR MATURITY STENCIL ITEM 4152 DON'T WORRY ABOUT WRINKLES... THEY'RE JUST ANTIQUE SMILES STENCIL ITEM 4093 QUILTING IS MY PASSION CHOCOLATE COMES NEXT STENCIL ITEM 4067 DON'T MAKE ME GET MY FLYING MONKEYS STENCIL ITEM 4058 MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL I AM MY MOTHER AFTER ALL STENCIL ITEM 4051 FATHER KNOWS BEST MOTHER KNOWS BETTER STENCIL ITEM 4040 I HAVE FLYING MONKEYS AND I'M NOT AFRAID OF USING THEM STENCIL ITEM 4001 BEEN THERE DONE THAT LEARNED FROM IT STENCIL ITEM 4000 IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE RULES IN MY HOUSE.... MOVE STENCIL ITEM 3610 DIPLOMACY IS TELLING SOMEONE TO GO TO HELL IN SUCH A WAY THAT THEY LOOK FORWARD TO THE TRIP STENCIL ITEM 3603 BORN FREE NOW I'M EXPENSIVE STENCIL ITEM 3529 THE MAN WHO SAYS IT CANNOT BE DONE SHOULD NOT INTERRUPT THE WOMAN WHO IS DOING IT STENCIL ITEM 3521 IF IT WASN'T FOR LAST MINUTE, I WOULDN'T GET ANYTHING DONE STENCIL ITEM 3445 GRANT ME PATIENCE TO DEAL WITH MY BLESSINGS STENCIL ITEM 3396 LIFE IS LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER... THE CLOSER YOU GET TO THE END, THE FASTER IT GOES STENCIL ITEM 3395 DULL WOMEN HAVE IMMACULATE HOMES STENCIL ITEM 3372 I'M RETIRED DO IT YOURSELF STENCIL ITEM 3321 HOME IS WHERE YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING YOU LIKE BECAUSE NOBODY LISTENS TO YOU ANYWAY STENCIL ITEM 3317 IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED DO IT HOW YOUR MOTHER SAID STENCIL ITEM 3271 THE BEST PART ABOUT LIVING IN A SMALL TOWN IS WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING SOMEONE ELSE DOES STENCIL ITEM 3270 A MAN WITHOUT A WOMAN IS A BACHELOR A WOMAN WITHOUT A MAN IS A GENIUS STENCIL ITEM 3268 THE AVERAGE WOMAN WOULD RATHER HAVE BEAUTY THAN BRAINS, BECAUSE THE AVERAGE MAN CAN SEE BETTER THAN HE CAN THINK STENCIL ITEM 3261 OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME STENCIL ITEM 3260 DO NOT START WITH ME YOU WILL NOT WIN STENCIL ITEM 3259 NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES STENCIL ITEM 3258 AND YOUR POINT IS? STENCIL ITEM 3254 IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN I AIN'T GOIN STENCIL ITEM 3253 GOD MADE US SISTERS PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS STENCIL ITEM 3252 KEEP SMILING... IT MAKES PEOPLE WONDER WHAT YOU ARE UP TO STENCIL ITEM 3242 AN ADULT IS SOMEONE WHO STOPPED GROWING... EXCEPT IN THE MIDDLE STENCIL ITEM 3238 A FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG A TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING WELL STENCIL ITEM 3234 A DEAF HUSBAND AND A BLIND WIFE ARE ALWAYS A HAPPY COUPLE STENCIL ITEM 3233 A CREATIVE MESS IS BETTER THAN IDLE TIDYNESS STENCIL ITEM 3219 29 AGAIN?!?! TALK ABOUT RECYCLING!! STENCIL ITEM 3218 25% OF MEN KISS THEIR WIFE GOOD-BYE WHEN THEY LEAVE THEIR HOUSE, 99% OF MEN KISS THEIR HOUSE GOOD-BYE WHEN THEY LEAVE THEIR WIFE STENCIL ITEM 3212 KEEP YOUR WORDS SWEET... YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'LL HAVE TO EAT THEM STENCIL ITEM 3211 A MAN IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED, AFTER THAT HE IS FINISHED STENCIL ITEM 3170 GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL STENCIL ITEM 3150 HAND OVER THE CHOCOLATE AND NO ONE GETS HURT! STENCIL ITEM 3149 JUNK IS SOMETHING YOU'VE KEPT FOR YEARS AND THROW AWAY THREE WEEKS BEFORE YOU NEED IT STENCIL ITEM 3144 ITS EASIER TO GET FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION STENCIL ITEM 3142 ALWAYS FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES ~THEY HATE THAT~ STENCIL ITEM 3137 ALL STRESSED OUT WITH NO ONE TO STRANGLE STENCIL ITEM 3136 A WOMAN HAS NEVER BEEN KNOWN TO SHOOT A MAN WHILE HE WAS DOING LAUNDRY STENCIL ITEM 3135 A WOMAN HAS NEVER BEEN KNOWN TO SHOOT A MAN WHILE HE WAS VACUUMING STENCIL ITEM 3134 A WOMAN HAS NEVER BEEN KNOWN TO SHOOT A MAN WHILE HE WAS DOING DISHES STENCIL ITEM 3117 EVERYTHING I ENJOY IS EITHER ILLEGAL, IMMORAL, OR FATTENING STENCIL ITEM 3093 A MINUTE ON THE LIPS, FOREVER ON THE HIPS STENCIL ITEM 3092 ITS HARD TO BE OPTIMISTIC WHEN YOUR FAT PANTS ARE TIGHT STENCIL ITEM 3091 BECAUSE CHOCOLATE CAN'T GET YOU PREGNANT STENCIL ITEM 3090 I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU IT'S LIKE HAVING YOU HERE STENCIL ITEM 3089 DOES RUNNING LATE COUNT AS EXERCISE? STENCIL ITEM 3087 A BALANCED DIET IS NOT A COOKIE IN EACH HAND STENCIL ITEM 2987 OFFICE POLICY BLAME IT ON THE COMPUTER STENCIL ITEM 2986 MY FAMILY TREE IS FULL OF NUTS STENCIL ITEM 2984 WHEN YOU TRIP IN LIFE JUST MAKE IT PART OF YOUR DANCE STENCIL 2988 LORD IF I CAN'T BE SKINNY PLEASE MAKE ALL MY FRIENDS FAT STENCIL (ITEM #955) Any women looking for a husband has never had one STENCIL (ITEM #948) Ok so I'm not super mom... adjust STENCIL (ITEM #933) Coffee Chocolate Men The Richer The Better STENCIL (ITEM #894) Attention We Interrupt This Marriage For Craft Show Season STENCIL (ITEM #860) Teenagers are punishment for enjoying sex STENCIL (ITEM #853) Its Not So Much That We Break Bad Habits We Just Replace Them STENCIL (ITEM #841) Too Many People Learn To Function In Their Disfunction STENCIL (ITEM #79) Be Nice or Leave STENCIL (ITEM #784) If mom ain't happy ain't nobody happy STENCIL (ITEM #782) Good Morning Let The Stress Begin STENCIL (ITEM #781) Still Crazy After All These Beers STENCIL (ITEM #778) Life's Too Short To Drink Cheap Wine STENCIL (ITEM #774) Put Your Big Girl Panties On And Deal With It STENCIL (ITEM #754) Dance As If No One Is Watching We All Need A Good Laugh STENCIL (ITEM #699) If You Smoke... Don't Exhale STENCIL (ITEM #698) You Don't Have To Brush Your Teeth Just The Ones You Want STENCIL (ITEM #693) Don't Get Your Knickers In A Knot STENCIL (ITEM #608) I Just Realized I Don't Care STENCIL (ITEM #607) Ahh, The Screwup Fairy Visited Us Again STENCIL (ITEM #606) If You Obey All The Rules You Will Miss All The Fun STENCIL (ITEM #587) You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Only Talking To Me STENCIL (ITEM #586) Young At Heart... Slightly Older in Other Places STENCIL (ITEM #576) Manure Happens STENCIL (ITEM #50) What Happens In The Pool Stays In The Pool STENCIL (ITEM #474) Dance as if no one was watching... we all need a good laugh STENCIL (ITEM #473) Just put your big girl panties on and deal with it STENCIL (ITEM #466) Smile Because You Can STENCIL (ITEM #439) Don't squat with your spurs on STENCIL (ITEM #405) I don't repeat gossip... sit down, shut up, & listen STENCIL (ITEM #403) Quit Whinin' STENCIL (ITEM #402) Some Do Richard Simmons Some Do Jane Fonda I Do Sara Lee STENCIL (ITEM #400) I have PMS and a handgun... any questions? STENCIL (ITEM #40) To Teach Is To Love STENCIL (ITEM #39) Thou Shalt Not Whine STENCIL (ITEM #34) What Happens On The Porch Stays On The Porch STENCIL (ITEM #327) Get-R-Done STENCIL (ITEM #306) Thou Shalt Not Whine STENCIL (ITEM #3055) IT IS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAN TO DO FORTY POUNDS OF LAUNDRY A WEEK STENCIL (ITEM #3047) MY WIFE IS A SEX OBJECT EVERTIME I ASK SHE OBJECTS STENCIL (ITEM #3035) YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOU HAVE SPENT MORE ON YOUR TRUCK THAN ON YOUR EDUCATION STENCIL (ITEM #3009) ALCOHOL IS MAN'S WORST ENEMY, BUT THE BIBLE SAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY STENCIL (ITEM #3008) CAUTION The Consumption Of Alcohol May Cause Pregnancy STENCIL (ITEM #3003) FORGET LOVE... I'D RATHER FALL IN CHOCOLATE STENCIL (ITEM #2958) 98% OF CITY DRIVERS WILL SAY "HOLY CRAP" BEFORE GOING INTO THE DITCH, WHILE 98% OF COUNTRY DRIVERS WILL SAY "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!" STENCIL (ITEM #2953) DEAR LORD, PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARM AROUND MY SHOULDER AND YOUR HAND OVER MY MOUTH TODAY. IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DAYS STENCIL (ITEM #2952) PEOPLE SAY EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON... SO WHEN I REACH OVER AND SMACK YOU IN THE FACE... THERE WAS A REASON! STENCIL (ITEM #2948) WHOEVER IS USING THE VOODOO DOLL THAT LOOKS LIKE ME CAN STOP NOW STENCIL (ITEM #2946) HOW DO WE KNOW GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T JUST MOTHER NATURE HAVING A HOT FLASH? STENCIL (ITEM #2945) WOULDN'T LIFE BE PERFECT IF... STENCIL (ITEM #2944) CLEANING YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOUR CHILDREN ARE AWAKE IS LIKE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH IN THE MIDDLE OF EATING AN OREO STENCIL (ITEM #2943) REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE YOUNG AND COULDN'T WAIT TO GROW UP? WOW WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING!?!? STENCIL (ITEM #2941) TOAY'S WEIGHT LOSS TIP: USE SUPERGLUE AS LIP GLOSS STENCIL (ITEM #2938) MY ANGEL WINGS ARE IN THE REPAIR SHOP, SO TODAY I'M RIDING THE BROOMSTICK STENCIL (ITEM #2906) I Hope You Dance STENCIL (ITEM #2905)SIMPLIFY ~VERTICLE STENCIL (ITEM #2895) MISS ME YET? STENCIL (ITEM #2884) MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL... I AM LIKE MY MOTHER AFTER ALL STENCIL (ITEM #2879) SO IT AINT HOME SWEET HOME ADJUST! STENCIL (ITEM #2865) WELCOME TO UTTER CHAOS STENCIL (ITEM #2837) I love you to the moon and back STENCIL (ITEM #2710 ) NO WOMEN EVER SHOT A MAN WHILE HE WAS DOING DISHES STENCIL (ITEM #2655) DOES RUNNING LATE COUNT AS EXERCISE? STENCIL (ITEM #2654) Dear God, It's Me Again STENCIL (ITEM #2649) IT IS WHAT IT IS STENCIL (ITEM #2648) LORD GIVE ME THE PATIENCE TO DEAL WITH THE IDIOTS IN MY LIFE STENCIL (ITEM #2647) BECAUSE CHOCOLATE CAN'T GET ME PREGNANT STENCIL (ITEM #2645) FORGET LOVE I'D RATHER FALL IN CHOCOLATE STENCIL (ITEM #2643) LAUGH AS LOUD AS YOU CAN STENCIL (ITEM #2642) LIVE THE GOOD LIFE AND GIGGLE STENCIL (ITEM #2641) TICKLE ME PINK STENCIL (ITEM #2640) LIFE IS ABOUT GIGGLING STENCIL (ITEM #2630) GIGGLE YOURSELF SILLY STENCIL (ITEM #2629) GIGGLE OUT LOUD STENCIL (ITEM #2628) BE SILLY STENCIL (ITEM #2606) VEGITARIAN AN INDIAN WORD FOR LOUSY HUNTER STENCIL (ITEM #2603) WE ARE THE PEOPLE... OUR PARENTS WARNED US ABOUT! STENCIL (ITEM #2519) MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS... AND YOU WILL BE TOO BUSY TO MIND MINE STENCIL (ITEM #2444) AGE IS A NUMBER... MINE IS UNLISTED STENCIL (ITEM #2431) MY HUSBAND LETS ME HAVE ALL THE CRAFT SUPPLIES I CAN HIDE STENCIL (ITEM #2394) LACK OF PLANNING ON YOUR PART DOES NOT JUSTIFY AN EMERGENCY ON MY PART STENCIL (ITEM #2339) MY WIFE COMES WITH INSTRUCTIONS... LOTS OF INSTRUCTIONS STENCIL (ITEM #2328) DON'T GET YOUR UNDIES IN A BUNCH STENCIL (ITEM #2327) FREE BEER.. YESTERDAY STENCIL (ITEM #2324) DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN PEOPLE PERSON? STENCIL (ITEM #2313) IT WASN'T ME... I SWEAR! STENCIL (ITEM #2285) YE OLDE FUNNY FARM STENCIL (ITEM #2238) THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES STENCIL (ITEM #2237) BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEERHOLDER STENCIL (ITEM #2139) I LAUGH SO HARD MY TEARS RAN DOWN MY LEGS STENCIL (ITEM #2126) THERE IS A VERY FINE LINE BETWEEN HOBBY AND MENTAL ILLNESS STENCIL (ITEM #2124) EVERYONE HAS A PHOTGRAPHIC MEMORY MOST ARE JUST OUT OF FILM STENCIL (ITEM #2123) THE OLD BELIEVE EVERYTHING THE MIDDLE AGE SUSPECT EVERYTHING STENCIL (ITEM #2077) ANY HOUR IS HAPPY HOUR STENCIL (ITEM #2005) Life Is Short... Dance Hard! STENCIL (ITEM #1993) If Mom Ain't Happy - Ain't Nobody Happy STENCIL (ITEM #1932) Out of my Mind Back In 10 Minutes STENCIL (ITEM #1910) So You Don't Say... STENCIL (ITEM #1886) Just Give Me A Beer And Nobody Gets Hurt STENCIL (ITEM #1883) 24 Beers In A Case 24 Hours In A Day Coincidence? I THINK NOT! STENCIL (ITEM #1881) Rednecks Famous Last Words " Hold My Beer And Watch This" STENCIL (ITEM #1876) Why Limit Happy To Just One Hour STENCIL (ITEM #183) EAT DRINK & BE MERRY STENCIL (ITEM #1690) God Grant Me The Senility To Forget The People I Don't Like, Run Into The One I Do, And The Eyesight To Know The Difference STENCIL (ITEM #1684) How Can I Control My Life, I Can't Even Control My Hair STENCIL (ITEM #16) Gone To Walmart STENCIL (ITEM #159) No... And It's Final STENCIL (ITEM #1547) I'm Still Hot... It just comes in flashes now STENCIL (ITEM #1546) Old Enough To Know Better... To Old To Care STENCIL (ITEM #1544) Get Even... Live Long Enough To Be A Problem To Your Kids STENCIL (ITEM #1543) I'm Retired Do It Yourself STENCIL (ITEM #1537) Forty Is The Old Age Of Youth, Fifty is the Youth of Old Age STENCIL (ITEM #144) Cowboy Up STENCIL (ITEM #1268) Kiss My Grits STENCIL (ITEM #1263) A Good Friend Will Be There To Bail You Out Of Jail STENCIL (ITEM #1226) Git-R-Done STENCIL (ITEM #1209) You Don't See Much In A Small Town But What You Hear Makes Up For It STENCIL (ITEM #1171) Hand Over The Chocolate And No One Gets Hurt STENCIL (ITEM #1128) Retired But Working Part Time As A Pain In The Butt STENCIL (ITEM #1127) Warning - Estrogen Levels In This House May Be Toxic STENCIL (ITEM #1126) Who Are These Kids And Why Are They Calling Me Mom? STENCIL (ITEM #1103) I Have Entered Into The Snapdraggin Part Of Life Part of Me Is Snapped and The Rest Is Draggin STENCIL (ITEM #1097) Growing Old Is Mandatory Growing Up Is Optional STENCIL (ITEM #1037) I Don't Suffer From Being Crazy I Enjoy It STENCIL (ITEM #1006) Use it up Wear it out Make it do STENCIL (ITEM #1005) Be An Angel...Don't Smoke STENCIL (ITEM # 2744) Hope Is The Ability To Hear The Music Of The Future~ Faith Is The Courage To Dance To It Today STENCIL (ITEM # 2743) Keeping Peace In The Family Requires... STENCIL (ITEM # 2742) Laughter Is A Tranquilizer With No Side Effects STENCIL (ITEM # 2741)Misers Are'nt Fun To Live With But They Make Great Ancestors STENCIL ( ITEM #946) M is for Mom not Maid STENCIL ( ITEM #2832) Dont Blame Us We Voted For McCain & Palin STENCIL ( ITEM #2831) Let Me Just Drop Everything I Am Doing and Work On Your Problem Stencil ( ITEM #2797) Bed & BReakfast ~ You Make Both Stencil ( ITEM #2797) Bed & BReakfast ~ You Make Both Stencil ( ITEM #2776) Live Your Life And Forget Your Age STENCIL ( ITEM #1434) I Didn't Do It STENCIL ITEM 4145 Mom's Tool Shed STENCIL ITEM 4118 ~ MAN CAVE STENCIL ITEM 2931 That Is Not Dirt On My Window, It Is Doggy Nose Art STENCIL ITEM 2936 If You're Luck Enough To Be Different, Don't Ever Change STENCIL ITEM 2935 IF You Think The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side Perhaps You Should Spend More Time Taking Care Of The Grass On Your Side PRIMITIVE SIGN STENCIL (ITEM #92) Forget The Dog.. Bewar Of The Kids

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